Menstruation for $200 Alex (Fun Period Facts & Trivia):  You’re Gonna Do What With That?!

We all know the saying, ‘When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.‘ Well, what if life gives you tampons? Or pads? Or menstrual cups? In the world of ingenuity, there are no limits to what we can repurpose and reimagine.

So, grab your sense of adventure and get ready to explore the unexpected twists and turns of unconventional uses of period products. From survival strategies to creative solutions, prepare to be amazed by the inventive ways one can use these everyday items—or maybe even spark the most interesting conversation at your next dinner party!

The Traveler’s Companion

With extra baggage fees ever increasing, who doesn’t want to save on luggage space? Well, you might consider packing menstrual cups instead of your traditional ‘on my reds’ go-tos for your next trip. Travelers and backpackers not only find them space-saving, but beyond menstruation, these cups have been used as convenient drinking vessels for beverages or as compact containers for storing small items during travel. One obviously drunk man went viral after going live on social media doing shots with what was, unbeknownst to him, his girlfriend’s Mooncup. Perhaps he was a fan of Ernest Hemingway, one of the greatest authors (and drinkers) in American history? Hemingway was never caught far from a shot glass and reportedly frequently took a foldable menstrual cup with him for his transcontinental flights to drink his gin from.

The DIY Medical Kit

From World War II through today, some soldiers reportedly used tampons as wound dressings due to their absorbent nature and compact size. This practical use of menstrual products in wartime highlights their versatility and utility in unexpected situations. Today, in remote or wilderness settings where medical supplies may be limited, tampons are recommended for outdoors enthusiasts to carry with them as makeshift bandages or wound compresses. At home or on the go, they make for great nosebleed stoppers too. Their sterile packaging and absorbent material make them perfect for temporary first aid.

Don’t have an ice pack on the ready? Just soak a sanitary pad in water, then freeze and place in a plastic bag; Instant ice pack! Or maybe you or your little one just need a head-cooler? Dampen a sanitary pad in water and place in the freezer for a short time, and place on your head.

The Emergency Fire Starter

And speaking of the Great Outdoors, tampons make outstanding emergency fire starters. Their cotton material is highly flammable, making them instant tinder in situations where traditional fire-starting materials are scarce. You can even soak them in Vaseline to keep the fires burning longer, which is especially useful for windy conditions and trying to get the fire, or your backyard BBQ started.

Fashion First-Aid

Wet weather brings wet shoes, and wet shoes, well, are never a good thing for you or your shoes. Rather than face soggy shoes and the potential for mold, mildew, and other funguses, simply place sanitary pads in your shoes overnight. You’ll find your shoes are dry, cool, and ready for you the next day.

Got a day of horseback riding planned? Costume drama actors have a trick for this that you can borrow. Place sanitary pads on your thighs to prevent them from being worn out from the ups and downs of your ride.

Maybe instead of riding horses, you are doing an intense bike ride. The use of sanitary pads by men and women riders is reported to prevent abrasions for long-distance rides.

Sanitary pads are also very useful to cushion the inside of heels, making them comfortable to wear.  

In a world where innovation knows no bounds, the humble period product has proven itself to be a versatile ally in unexpected situations. From makeshift wound dressings on the battlefield to impromptu ice packs and fashion-first aid, the creative repurposing of tampons, pads, and menstrual cups demonstrates the power of ingenuity in overcoming challenges. 

However, beyond their practical utility, these unconventional uses also serve as a reminder of the importance of challenging period stigma and promoting menstrual equality. By celebrating the versatility of period products, we not only break down barriers but also foster a culture of inclusivity and empowerment. So, the next time life throws you a curveball—or a tampon—remember: there’s no limit to what you can achieve with a little creativity and a sense of adventure.

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